NOT KNOWN FACTUAL STATEMENTS ABOUT CHILLI JOKES

What did the chili say into the tomato? “We make an ideal pair, chili and tomato, it’s a warm salsa romance!” He starts off seeking thru the menu, and sees 'chili'. "Oh, I have not had a good bowl of chilli in a very long time". Asks the server to the chili, and he or she suggests "sorry dear, the gentleman beside you bought the final bowl"